Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – St Jabberwocky v Celtic

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Daizen Maeda

Daizen Maeda. St Johnstone v Celtic, Scottish Cup semi-final at Hampden Park on Sunday 20 April 2025. Photo by Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)

LORD KATSUMOTO – 7.5/10 – From unplayable Japanese to unstoppable Japanese. The records will fall, cut down by the Samurai’s blade before the cuck in No.10 confiscates it….Another two today, going on a hat-trick, to bring his season total to somewhere near infinity. Started wide, destroyed their flank, throwing in some fine but wasted crosses, before deciding just to flaming well score himself. It’s getting ridiculous now…

Adam Idah

Adam Idah scores. St Johnstone v Celtic, Scottish Cup semi-final at Hampden Park on Sunday 20 April 2025. Photo by Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)

DUNCAN IDAHO – 6.5/10 – Hmm, well the big bhoy is trying a bit more, that’s for sure; maybe realising his Celtic career’s in jeopardy. Good movement and effort, sweet tap-in for reward. Still must give us more in terms of linkage and hold-up play. Maybe needs to add application to his game when it’s not going his way, rather than the defeatist demeanour he can bear at times. Get gallus.

James Forrest

James Forrest. St Johnstone v Celtic, Scottish Cup semi-final at Hampden Park on Sunday 20 April 2025. Photo by Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)

JAMESY – 7.5/10 – The legend returns to Mount Florida, still searching for this mythical ‘Florida’ burd. His zip was up from the kick-off (metaphorically unusual) and it was he who zipped about, causing the most problems for
them early on. The Jamesy give-and-go is still a delight to see in action (ladies…) and on this form we’ve seen he can lift teams to titles; that bustling energy cannot be contained – even by empty pint glasses – and the money shot today would have been Jamesy stepping up to take the penalty he won…

…Oh yes he did. But in Mibbery’s world a combined take-down by a tag-team doesn’t count as illegal; one to knock you off-stride with a clip, one to knock you down with a barge. Prickly. . He was subbed to a special ovation, late for his traditional Easter Playboy Bunny Hunt but smiling nonetheless. So to the final five league games and the golden goal we want to see for the 16-season record. I repeat, Brendan – PLAY HIM, PUT HIM ON PENS.

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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