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Luke McCowan. St Johnstone v Celtic, Scottish Cup semi-final at Hampden Park on Sunday 20 April 2025. Photo by Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)
HIGHLAND TOFFEE – 6/10 – Lookout Luke, the MIB’s a humourless bar steward.. And doesn’t like you being upset with…A play-acting opponent…Only in Scotland…But Luke shrugged it off, took a look and looked on it and hungry for involvement and glory.

Paulo Bernardo . St Johnstone v Celtic, Scottish Cup semi-final at Hampden Park on Sunday 20 April 2025. Photo by Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)
SAINT BERNARDO – N/A – Paulo, welcome back again. Make the most of the minutes and show us some encouraging signs for the season to come.
TAKINTE – N/A – The nonchalance of the Kuhn – deft flick into AJ to set up the fifth. Will he stay? Probably not.
Damn.

Jota. St Johnstone v Celtic, Scottish Cup semi-final at Hampden Park on Sunday 20 April 2025. Photo by Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)
NOTEBOOK – 6.5/10 – The Greatest Showman! And a young sidekick entering stage right, lol. Always just one touch from glory, and he wasn’t letting a sunny glamorous occasion go to waste.
TONY THE TIGER – N/A – “Oh Hampden in the sun, Celtic seven Rangers one..” ‘Tony, ye’re on for the last couple! Get stripped!’…”Haud ma scarf. See yeez later”..And on runs Tony out the cheap seats with a steward in pursuit.
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