Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Estadio Sticklebrick v Celtic

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SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ ESTADIO STICKLEBRICK…

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.” – Mike Tyson

Matchball ahead of the Scottish Premiership match between Livingston and Celtic

Matchball ahead of the Scottish Premiership match between Livingston and Celtic at Set Fare Arena on December 27, 2025. (Photo by WM Sport Media/Getty Images)

Viljami Sinisalo of Celtic

Viljami Sinisalo of Celtic is seen at full time Livingston v Celtic, Scottish Premiership, The Home of the Set Fare Arena, Livingston, 27 December 2025. Photo Bruce White IMAGO Shutterstock

VINDALOO – 6/10 – Easy, isn’t it Vinny? Bang! Bang! Take me back to the safe space of the subs bench…So as Kasper cackled from the comfort of his couch with a big bowl of Nutella, young Vindaloo was caught like a kid in
Pennywise’s deadlights. Thankfully he recovered his composure, mostly, after a couple of flappy moments and sheer luck, to define his afternoon with a splendid save late on.

TONY THE TIGER – 6.5/10 – There are roasters in our support who just don’t understand the importance of The Brickie. Days like today are a fine learning mechanism for these phish-addled gum-bumpers – days requiring little finesse and a heavy load of grind. Tony provided a lesson for all in coping with skite-ing footballs and rampaging jobbers in order to fortify our resistance as they gave it a real go.

Auston Trusty of Celtic

Auston Trusty of Celtic vies with Robbie Muirhead of Livingston Livingston v Celtic, Scottish Premiership, Football, The Home of the Set Fare Arena – 27 December 2025. Photo Bruce White IMAGO Shutterstock

CRUSTY THE CLOWN – 6.5/10 – And breathe… Occupied as much as a Dublin post office at Easter, the big mhan had a torrid day’s work. But as with nearly every performance since a return that was almost more of a surprise
than Lord Lucan rocking up in the Sarrie Heid, he stayed focussed and on-point to cope with a lot of troubling pressure.

Kieran Tierney

Kieran Tierney of Celtic is seen at full time Livingston v Celtic, Scottish Premiership, Football, The Home of the Set Fare Arena, Livingston,- 27 December 2025
Livingston The Home of the Set Fare Arena Photo Bruce White IMAGO/ Shutterstock

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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5 Comments

  1. Is this cunt meant to be patter.

    Like is this a thing? Biggest lot of shite i have read in a long time.

    Your not funny. Tosser

    • LOL, wee Steve’s learned to read.

      But not spell. It’s “you’re”, Steven. As in “You are”. Not “your”.

      As in, you’re a retard.

      See? I blame the schools.

      But thanks for playing…

  2. Where have you been? He’s been doing this for years and yes people often find it funny. No one is forcing you to read it and get sand in your vagina over it.

    • Aye, pile on Tony with your Playstation FIFA virgin buddies.

      Like you did with Mick Lustig.

      Couldn’t kick yer own arse of a day, but can condemn a Celtic legend…

      Pfft.