SUBS –
YING – 6/10 – Jing! Quick feet and penetrating runs brought us a goal and thrills.
NYLON – 6/10 – Taller than you might think… The long drink of Skol lager showed up well on the ball and looked creative-minded.
SAINT BERNARDO – N/A – Swarthy Paulo caught the ref’s eye… Oo-er, Missus… And any fit Portuguese U-23 captain is welcome to bring his dig to a Celtic midfield. The competition for places will be popcorn-viewing perfect this season.
OF JUSTICE – 6/10 – FEET! The Banrdarigg Beckenbauer infuriates the haters with some examples of terrific composure and guile under pressure. They thought they had him pinned in but he took them out with subtle technique, like Jamesy with a couple of horny debutantes.
FEIN – N/A – On he was thrown, just as the main service providers were withdrawn, lol…

Brendan Rodgers, Manager of Celtic, acknowledges the fans prior to the Premier Sports League Cup match between Celtic and Falkirk at Celtic Park on August 15, 2025 . (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
THE NOTAPRODDYGAL – 7.5/10 – Well, the changes were made, faith was shown… Maybe too much as The Brodge rolled the probabilities dice with Calmac’s fitness like a strung-out Vegas gambler convinced by the Jackie Daniels that he can’t lose. Luckily, he never threw Snake Eyes (who runs the board anyway…) and we have a fit skipper for midweek. But what will be the CL starting eleven? Guesses on a postcard.
🍀 @CelticFC boss Brendan Rodgers chats tonight’s game, player recruitment and more after victory against Falkirk
“The tempo was good, the intensity was good and we were very creative” 🗣️#PremierSportsCup pic.twitter.com/xwmKwBPdnq
— Premier Sports (@PremSportsTV) August 15, 2025
I thought we moved then all quickly passing still off but improving park the bus teams are hard to pass through engels some great deliveries settled tonight not forcing it unlucky not to score but good rehearsal for Wednesday night need to tighten defensive side up