VAR Checking Possible Penalty on the screens at Ibrox. theRangers 2 Celtic 2.
Sunday 1st March 2026. Photograph by Vagelis Georgariou
MIBBERY – 5/10 – A moment’s silence for Johhny B and Steven with a ‘V’… It was all going so well. Hoops getting rinsed, club captain on a yellow, MON’s birthday celebrations being perverted in the stands. Then came the impudence. The Celtic Rising. The sheer brass neck to stage a comeback and attempt to ruin a perfectly staunch Sunday lunchtime. But, don’t fret, they’ve not enough time left and we’ll make sure that’s…
Referee John Beaton warms up prior to the Scottish Premiership match between Rangers and Celtic at Ibrox on March 01, 2026. (Photo by WM Sport Media/Getty Images)
Oh. Oh flip. “It’s a fist, Johnny, a fist, and it’s no’ the kind o’ fisting ye like on a Saturday night…”
😮 After a VAR check, Celtic are awarded a penalty ⤵️ pic.twitter.com/vx0cNqrVC8
— Sky Sports Scotland (@ScotlandSky) March 1, 2026
The voice of VAR sinking Zombie hearts like a cold iceberg drifting through the furious, seething airwaves of the beseeching Hate Factory, on course to crunch into their listing dreadnought. All prayers to Baal were lost in the ether as the world saw the indisputable TV footage. And with that, a little bit of their black hearts died. Hopefully forever.
Har-de-har.
Watch Diomande on Murray here.
Trusty sent off for less last week. pic.twitter.com/EbLQ8T27lv— Boristhehead (@BigPatsy01) March 1, 2026
