The Rangers 2-2 Celtic – Time for Some Definitive Ratings

SUBS –

🗣️ “𝗖𝗲𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲, 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲!”

Reo Hatate equalises for Celtic after his penalty was saved ⤵️ pic.twitter.com/niyoMGW2mf

— Sky Sports Scotland (@ScotlandSky) March 1, 2026

HAKUNA HATATE – 7/10 – I noted Thursday – Reo looked far more interested. I didn’t expect quite the engagement levels of today’s heroic rescue mission but thank Raijin – the Japanese God of thunder and lightning – for making Reo the one who caused the Zombies to once again be Raijin’… I’m here all week. He simply played football and sat in a pocket between lines that gave Calmac a foil and had his long-ball opponents wondering what all this incisive passing was about. Once again, I’ll say that this Reo is the title-winning, footballing, enthusiastic Reo we need. just keep him well away from penalties, please…

How this isn’t a penalty is incredible pic.twitter.com/X9AZNsIBC9

— David 🍀 (@thedavidcurrie) March 1, 2026

TUTANKHAMUN – 6/10 – Another fine benchwarmer input as TMJ looked excited to be there and relishing toasting some Zombies down his wing. Gave them a lot of problems. Will deserve a start.

JAMESY – 6.5/10 – ‘Get it in there, Jamesy!’ Aw, hell, he’s pulled out again…No! He fakes it, then slips one past, glides towards the byline and pulls off the cutback cross of the game for Daizen’s header to be denied by a cheating Zombie hand, bringing about the penalty. A match-saving, ‘skelping, magical bit of veteran wingplay.

SCRATCHY – N/A – The madman we required in the situation as KT faded.

HIGHLAND TOFFEE – N/A – Lukeout! So, so close to being a goalscoring hero again but failed to catch right, or lift, his golden opportunity.

Sandman’s Definitive Ratings continue on the next page…