Yesterday we published on The Celtic Star the first part of Sandman’s Definitive Review of the Season. We’ll continue with that today before directing you to…
Here we go again. We’re at the end of the road again…Sandman’s Definitive Graphically Explicit Review of the Season.Too much madness for one article so it’s…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CHAMPIONS v BEALDERMORT’S MINIONS… “Hahahahahahahahhahahaaaa…” – Me. https://youtu.be/cPR2n3jO4YQ?si=K_zs1e8Dt4HuDsxV ROXIE – 7/10 – And so it goes. And so Joe goes. Out a winner…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CHAMPIONS v SINNERS “Blood, sweat, and respect. First two you give, last one you earn,” The Rock. (Yeah, unbelievably.) https://youtu.be/ICDECnW8CLg?si=XByGsBygwXiCn48i ROXIE – 10/10…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ AYRSHIRE FAVELA… “Champions are made from something they have deep inside of them – a desire, a dream, a vision.” -…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v THE HARKONNENS.. “They puts the lotion on their skins or else they get the hose again.” – Buffalo Phil, ‘Silence Of…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v CLEMENTINE’S FLUFFERS ‘Vorfreude’ – {n.} The joyful, intense anticipation that comes from imagining future pleasures. https://youtu.be/KJuC0PvK3lI?si=-XEQU2kb85IchhgR ROXIE – 8/10 – Now…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ THE CITY OF DISCO. VERY DISCO… “The only thing I’m addicted to right now, is winning.” – Charlie Sheen. ROXIE -…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ST.MADMEN… “Five to win, baby Win all five And no Zombies here get out alive.” – Jim Morrison, The Doors, ‘Five…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ GIEDI PRIME… “Pay attention to your enemies. For they are first to discover your mistakes.” – Antisthenes https://youtu.be/XXEnpEkbuYA?si=F36safstIxOnGiG2 ROXIE – 7/10…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ THE BABYLON CLUB… “The blind cannot see. The MIBs will not see.” – Russian proverb. ROXIE – 5.5/10 – A return…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ST.ALISTAIR RIGHTBACK… “Yes, Saint Patrick is most famed for the legend of him keeping the snakes out of Ireland. Much like…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v THE MARTINDALE CARTEL… “Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible.”…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v DUNDEER MIFFLIN… “Champions keep playing until they get it right.” – Billie Jean king. A good gi…bl…le…erm… https://youtu.be/VcpYFDFQdkE?si=-n3Az5IYaobJ8HuJ ROXIE – 6.5/10…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ SHAGGEDYER… “They think it’s all over. It isn’t now! Stupid Zombies…” Kenneth Wolstenholme ROXIE – 7.5/10 – Joe the magnificent. But…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v KILLMENOW… “There is no suspense in inevitability” – Damon Lindelof 😲 Kilmarnock shocked Celtic by netting a 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 equaliser to move…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ GOMORRAH… “Whoever enters an athletic competition wins the prize only when playing by the rules. That’s the Zombies oot, then.” -…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ BEGBIE’S BOUDOIR… “Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a flaming big television, choose Kyogo, Holm,…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ WOOLY-BULLY “Contradict myself? I don’t contradict myself. Yes, I do, I really do. Beautifully. Or not,”Buck Rodgers ROXIE – 7/10 MOTM…
Two years ago today Celtic beat the Rangers to go top, we’ve remained there ever since… Two years ago today we took to the field in…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ROSSTAFARIAN COUNTY, MAN… “Ye ugly, creepan, blastet wonner, Detested, shunn’d, by saunt an’ sinner, How daur ye set your fit upon…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v JESUS JUICE… ‘When the tempest rages, In the rock of ages I will safely hide; Though the earth be shaking, And…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ MOGADISHU… 🍀 Celtic head into the winter break eight points clear at the top as they beat St Mirren 3-0 ⬇️…
This city is green and white, don’t you forget it… So theRangers ultras the Onion Bears spent the early hours of Saturday morning dubbing bridges in…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v BAPHOMETS’ BAR STEWARDS… ROXIE – 7.5/10 – Big Joe! You know – the tasteless flavour of the month(s) with his vocal…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ DUNDEELIVERANCE… Boxing Day Unique Angle 🚨 👌 Bernardo’s first Celtic goal 2️⃣ MJ at the double#CelticTV’s Unique Angle from Dens as…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v DAVY ESCOBAR’S SELECT… “Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v SATAN’S CONCUBINES… “We at the Seville Municipal Sewage And Sanitation Department are proud to state that we maintained water levels in…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v FIRE-A-NERD… “Mere improvement is not redemption, though redemption always improves people” – C.S Lewis ROXIE – 8/10 – The Big Mhan…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ DEEK’S DUNGEON… “Goodbye, Harry Kewell Though we never knew you at all You had the grace to hang around While other…