SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ ESTADIO BAAACIONAL… ‘Fate whispers, “You cannot withstand the storm.” The Warrior whispers, “I Am The Storm.” ‘ – Genghis Khan THE…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ROSCO P. COLTRANE “Never settle for ‘just getting the job done’. Excel!” – Tom Hopkins https://youtu.be/yIxYfB7TZJs?si=uiyn5z1XyZMgU9cs THE FRIENDLY GHOST – 6/10…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v CLUB BURGGERS “And though you’re still I hear you breathing Maybe that shouldn’t mean much to me But I’ve a reason…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ THE OVERLOOK HOTEL… “No place is ever as bad as they tell you it’s going to be. Except Swinecastle. It really…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ SALEM’S LOT “There is no such thing as freedom of choice, unless there is freedom to refuse,” David Hume “Freedom is…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC V RENAL DESTRUCTION LEAPFROG… “Amazement and astonishment express the momentary overwhelming of the mind by something beyond expectation. Amazement is an emotional…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v EWE ORDER… “Expectation is the root of all heartache.” – William Shakespeare, ‘Ode To The Sheep’. THE FRIENDLY GHOST – 6/10…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v JUTE GUISERS… “Darkness falls across the land The midnight hour is close at hand Zombies crawl in search of blood To…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ ATLANTIS… “NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!… Surprise and fear… fear and surprise… Our two weapons are…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v WOLVES IN SHEEPS’ CLOTHING… “Quero pedir desculpa aos meus fãs, ao povo de Portugal e ao público televisivo globalmente pela minha…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ THE TUNDRA… “A smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.” – Victor Borge THE FRIENDLY GHOST…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ THE RHINOLAND “This is the day, This is the day, This is the day we hope’s not Groundhog day… Eh…” -…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ AMISH COUNTRY… ‘I worked at this supermarket called Amish market. Everything is, like, organic.’ – Cardi B: philosopher, anthropologist, poet. https://youtu.be/EkkA0rmE70E?si=wRMPrOevW40SJ_xs…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v THE FERAL BAIRNS… ‘The uncanny valley phenomenon is an eerie or unsettling feeling that some people experience in response to not-quite-human…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v SLOVAN RATISLAVA Now where were we? If you’ve not read Part 1 here’s how it went… READ THIS…Sandman’s Definitive Champions League…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v SLOVAN RATISLAVA “13 weeks in each of the four seasons. 13 weeks between equinoxes and solstices. 13 is the only teen…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v FAGAN’S WEASELS “What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ARYAN BROTHERHOOD… “If one were to determine what attributes the Zombies share with a beast, it would be that of the…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ SODDEN GOMORRAH… “Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? No, it’s because…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v DEJA VU… “We’ll meet again… Don’t know where, don’t know when. But I know we’ll meet again… Down Parkhead Sun-dayyyyy.” -…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ STADIO OPIUMO… “Repetition is the mother of skill” – Tony Robbins. THE FRIENDLY GHOST – 5.5/10 – A spectral appearance. Where…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v KILLIEBILLIES… “Death is the solution to all problems. No man – no problem.” – Joseph ‘Pistol Pete ALLEGEDLY’ Stalin on summer…
Sandman has given is opinion on the Celtic squad that finished the season with the Scottish Premiership trophy alongside the Scottish Cup safely back in the…
Yesterday we published on The Celtic Star the first part of Sandman’s Definitive Review of the Season. We’ll continue with that today before directing you to…
Here we go again. We’re at the end of the road again…Sandman’s Definitive Graphically Explicit Review of the Season.Too much madness for one article so it’s…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CHAMPIONS v BEALDERMORT’S MINIONS… “Hahahahahahahahhahahaaaa…” – Me. https://youtu.be/cPR2n3jO4YQ?si=K_zs1e8Dt4HuDsxV ROXIE – 7/10 – And so it goes. And so Joe goes. Out a winner…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CHAMPIONS v SINNERS “Blood, sweat, and respect. First two you give, last one you earn,” The Rock. (Yeah, unbelievably.) https://youtu.be/ICDECnW8CLg?si=XByGsBygwXiCn48i ROXIE – 10/10…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ AYRSHIRE FAVELA… “Champions are made from something they have deep inside of them – a desire, a dream, a vision.” -…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v THE HARKONNENS.. “They puts the lotion on their skins or else they get the hose again.” – Buffalo Phil, ‘Silence Of…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v CLEMENTINE’S FLUFFERS ‘Vorfreude’ – {n.} The joyful, intense anticipation that comes from imagining future pleasures. https://youtu.be/KJuC0PvK3lI?si=-XEQU2kb85IchhgR ROXIE – 8/10 – Now…