
Jeffrey Schlupp celebrates. St Mirren v Celtic, Scottish Premiership, Saturday 1st March 2025. Photo: Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)
OVERALL – 7/10 – Well, trust the Zombies to suck the tension out of the evening with this afternoon’s Barry Tank Commander entertainment as they played out another disturbing medical fetish event with the armed forceps. Or something like that, involving a lot of strange people dressed like Action Man (GI Joe for overseas readers…) We did look unusually vulnerable for a lot of the game, playing a line higher than any Scarface used for ‘motivation’. Opening period of the second half was particularly dire, where we appeared shot and disinterested.

Daizen Maeda celebrates. St Mirren v Celtic, Scottish Premiership, Saturday 1st March 2025. Photo: Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)
Of course, we should know by now that was just these cheeky Bhoys baiting the Zombies; a few super-subs introduced to the mix and the last half hour was uplifting Celtic gold.
NINE is the countdown number. And at least that one’s something we can all relate to. Because Hawking’s deid now, and that makes the immense points gap total to the hideous but hilarious Tribute Act something the normal human brain has trouble calculating. Thankfully I found a way of remembering it – the same total as the number of fingers yer average Zombie has.

Yang scores. St Mirren v Celtic, Scottish Premiership, Saturday 1st March 2025. Photo: Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)
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🍀 Celtic are now just three wins away from retaining their Scottish Premiership title after a thumping 5-2 win over St Mirren ⤵️ pic.twitter.com/IIOEsRSU0A
— Sky Sports Scotland (@ScotlandSky) March 1, 2025
