Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – St Jabberwocky v Celtic

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Luke McCowan

Luke McCowan. St Johnstone v Celtic, Scottish Cup semi-final at Hampden Park on Sunday 20 April 2025. Photo by Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)

HIGHLAND TOFFEE – 6/10 – Lookout Luke, the MIB’s a humourless bar steward.. And doesn’t like you being upset with…A play-acting opponent…Only in Scotland…But Luke shrugged it off, took a look and looked on it and hungry for involvement and glory.

Paulo Bernardo

Paulo Bernardo . St Johnstone v Celtic, Scottish Cup semi-final at Hampden Park on Sunday 20 April 2025. Photo by Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)

SAINT BERNARDO – N/A – Paulo, welcome back again. Make the most of the minutes and show us some encouraging signs for the season to come.

TAKINTE – N/A – The nonchalance of the Kuhn – deft flick into AJ to set up the fifth. Will he stay? Probably not.
Damn.

Jota

Jota. St Johnstone v Celtic, Scottish Cup semi-final at Hampden Park on Sunday 20 April 2025. Photo by Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)

NOTEBOOK – 6.5/10 – The Greatest Showman! And a young sidekick entering stage right, lol. Always just one touch from glory, and he wasn’t letting a sunny glamorous occasion go to waste.

TONY THE TIGER – N/A – “Oh Hampden in the sun, Celtic seven Rangers one..” ‘Tony, ye’re on for the last couple! Get stripped!’…”Haud ma scarf. See yeez later”..And on runs Tony out the cheap seats with a steward in pursuit.

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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