Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Gleniffer Braes Doggers FC v Celtic

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SUBS –

YING – N/A – Skied one towards the Celtic end with a futile last effort. It landed in Birmingham.

JAMESY – N/A – That bad? Yes, even the presence of Jamesy couldn’t open up the Paisley legs to let us in, and that’s really saying something.

MELLOW YELLOW – 4/10 – Too enthusiastic. Might be a good thing sometimes, but was caught galavanting up his wing as they broke and killed the game down his detailed channel.

KENNY JOHNNY – 1/10 – Nope. First-touch like Michael Mols’ missus; Brutal. Second time he spilled it was unforgivable, breaking-up our forward move and allowing them to overload and score.

HIGHLAND TOFFEE – N/A – Luke at where he’s being played; all over. Someone can’t make their mind up what his
proper position Lukes like.

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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  1. Blessed are ye that expect nothing.
    Ye shall not be disappointed.
    “My job is to give them confidence “
    Celtic seem to have hired a motivational snake oil salesman when a football manager was required.
    The confidence of Scales et al has been shattered.
    Calmac reduced to the role of on pitch message boy.
    Ange did not come in and change a system that was working.
    He implented a system that was suited to the skills of the playing panel.
    To see Hoops fans exiting in droves during the games reminds me of Rangers support who we have derided .
    “Now is the winter of our discontent “
    The tide always turns.
    Dundee Utd🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.Hail Hail.
    Dundee Utd🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  2. Blessed are ye that expect nothing.
    Ye shall not be disappointed.
    “My job is to give them confidence “
    Celtic seem to have hired a motivational snake oil salesman when a football manager was required.
    The confidence of Scales et al has been shattered.
    Calmac reduced to the role of on pitch message boy.
    Ange did not come in and change a system that was working.
    He implented a system that was suited to the skills of the playing panel.
    To see Hoops fans exiting in droves during the games reminds me of Rangers support who we have derided .
    “Now is the winter of our discontent “
    The tide always turns.
    Dundee Utd🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.
    Hail Hail.

  3. This is down to the players, stinking attitude and even more honking play, woeful under 3 managers this season, in spite of the rose tinted glasses applied to Martins relatively easy league games.
    Ratings pretty much spot on, if slightly generous to Liam.