Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Sunshine on Meth

HIGHLAND TOFFEE – 6/10 – Luking not bad in a similar way to Thursday. But today he faded when he might have helped seal a vital win, although the novelty of Luke wide rightand drifting at will does give us a series of different options and must be seen as a positive experiment.

HAKUNA HATATE – 7/10 – Another hero of the Netherlands managed to carry his spectacular return to form into this domestic challenge. Didn’t last as long as we may have hoped – blowing out his backside by the hour – but a re-engaged and enthusiastic Reo is gold.

LORD KATSUMOTO – 7/10 – And so too is a similarly revitalised Daizen. At home, for practice, he has his kids wear mini-goalie outfits and terrorises them by leaping out of cupboards unaware. It worked on Thursday and it worked again as our Kamikaze jack-in-the-box (Mitsubishi…) zeroed-in on their pink calamity to instigate the opening goal. Tireless and priceless.

YING – 7/10 – MON’s praise and confidence-boosting has certainly worked on the Korean kid’s input; dangerous every time we found him in space, and set up the winner.Maybe consider adjusting his proposed route down the M6 to something more local?

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