SCHLUPPTHE ‘RA – N/A – Might be a litlte confused at the recent resistance put up against him by these Scottish jobbers, so a sobering spell on the sidelines to observe the consistency levels required will do no harm.

Anthony Ralston of Celtic celebrates scoring to give Celtic a 5-1 lead. Celtic v Kilmarnock, Scottish Premiership, Celtic Park, 12 April 2025 Photo Stuart Wallace Shutterstock
TONY THE TIGER – 6.5/10 – The formidable supersub with the snarling countenance shows us another face – deft goalscorer, by drilling home a last-ditch cracker after startlingly fancy footwork that’ll see his twinkle toes get broken down the building site Monday morning.
HIGHLAND TOFFEE – N/A – Look, it’s late Luke! But he didn’t get a Luke-in.
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