Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Killie Me Softly

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THE NOTAPRODDYGAL – 7.5/10 – Would he fall on the sword of blunt intransigence  that is his myopic assessment of his own signings’  performances? Yes or no?  Biggest question raised from tonight – is this a meritocracy? Damaging to morale?  Yes AND no. The team selection was a blunt cards-on-the-table  rebuke of such a notion. Whatever delusions you  held about form meriting jersey, let’s hope it was  no shock round Lennoxtown. Idah canned, yes, but  Trusty…

Very much so, the manager nailed his colours to the  mast – whatever the hell that means in football terms (a tricolour on Jamesy’s pride and joy?) – and the favourites  were named. Justified? Ultimately, yes. The performance was good,  faith in his starters was justified, and the result kind to Killie. So he won. Tonight. It’s the fallout that concerns. Let’s hope it doesn’t settle uneasily with the squad  until Wednesday’s come and gone successfully.

Kasper Schmeichel

Kasper Schmeichel protests after Bobby Wales scores during the Scottish Cup Fourth Round match between Celtic and Kilmarnock at Celtic Park on January 18, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

MIBBERY – 5/10 – An exciting prospect – a one-off opportunity to pap the Celts out of a treble. And there were moments of  top-tier heckaboutery as volleyball regulations were  implemented right on half-time to allow a deft palm as an assist; harsh language sufficed instead of regulation yellow cards, and convoluted needless  VAR checks ate up much time and Celtic momentum.  Ultimately though… when will they learn? 4th Round incoming….

Daizen Maeda celebrates

Daizen Maeda celebrates scoring the winning goal during the Scottish Cup Fourth Round match between Celtic and Kilmarnock at Celtic Park on January 18, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

OVERALL – 7.5/10 – Saturday tea-time kick-off in a cup-tie versus some  pseudo-Zombie rabids; now that’s a sobriety challenge. Also for the team, it appeared, after forty minutes;  Dundee rinse and repeat as we fail to capitalise on  glorious chances and instead of coasting by four,  we’re sucking bitter oranges (Phil Clementine variety),  level by half-time. Even through that second half, all those opportunities,  opening and closing like Lana Wolf’s thighs, begging that fourth round draw to invite us in…”Hurry up and bury them, fhs…” we bemoaned. It was  just like the Queen’s funeral all over again – Waiting  on edge until it’s done so we can celebrate. But this time, no need for Van Helsing and a stake;  Just a Daizen and a poke and that’s all folks… Thank Ghod.

Reo Hatate

Reo Hatate shoots at goal during the Scottish Cup Fourth Round match between Celtic and Kilmarnock at Celtic Park on January 18, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

Always a tricky and treacherous proposition, Killie in the cup. No complaints here for the way the side set about navigating the route through – we pummelled them with great intensity and tempo for the majority  of the match. The only failing tonight was our finishing – on any given day there’s a five or six  skelping in that arsenal.

So to the return of the midweek glamour of the CL and  the game of most magnitude since Tony Watt claimed his generational legacy as Barcaskelper supreme.  We get it right in front of goal, the qualification, the  kudos, and rejoicing is ours.

It’s that simple. And that difficult…

Go Away Now

Sandman

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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  1. The wee mushroom seems to have his mind on somewhere else; never seen him miss so many as he’s done the last few games. Hopefully they get back to normal after hitting that wall.

  2. Nonsense, great for 30 minutes and as mentioned could have been out of sight, but after that we fell to pieces under the high press. The inability to play through the press and lack of bottle were evidenced when McGregor chooses to sky the ball into the air, rather than bring it down unchallenged, then doing the exact same thing 30 seconds later, under the same circumstances. Granted we could still have taken one of quite a few chances, but they could’ve also taken one of their few, again. I obviously watched a different game from most, with quite a few lauding a great performance, yeah for the first 30 minutes, after that it was just like the Dundee game, for the same reasons, inability to cope with a high press.
    YB Bern must be licking their lips!!.