Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Elvis Comeback Special

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Referee Ryan Lee

Referee Ryan Lee Celtic v Dundee, Scottish Cup, Fifth Round, Celtic Park, Glasgow, 07 February 2026. Photo Stuart Wallace Shutterstock/ IMAGO

MIBBERY – 8/10 – Zombie dogs, to a spineless man. Stonewall (see what I did there, Tory Ross? Aye…) penalty denied, full-conact karate on KT’s cherubic face absolutely ignored. Sleight of hand and sleek of whistle, the infuriating MIBbery ramped up a notch the deeper in trouble we got until… Oh dear…Oh, the pain; I feel their pain. And it’s exquisite. Put the Cohibas back in the box and pocket the zippo, you Zombie rockets.

Har-de-har.

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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