Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Elvis Comeback Special

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Joel Mvuka of Celtic

Joel Mvuka of Celtic. Celtic v Dundee, Scottish Cup, Fifth Round, Celtic Park, 07 February 2026. Photo Stuart Wallace Shutterstock/IMAGO

MARK VIDUKA – 5/10 – Amazing to see the shape the big mental Aussie’s kept himself in over the years, not to mention the skincare routine that’s been important due the the obvious sun-bed misuse …Looked interested, with a few useful interactions – liked the way he at least DID attempt to sling in a few crosses. But by half-time the boss decided on a different kind of approach and threw in a mad shagga for… Well, a basic madman.

Tomas Cvancara of Celtic

7th February 2026; Celtic Park, Scottish Cup Football, Celtic versus Dundee; Drey Wright of Dundee blocks a shot from Tomas Cvancara of Celtic. Photo David Young. IMAGO/Action Plus

CARAVAN – 5.5/10 – I mean, for heaven’s sake play to the big ghuy’s strengths someone… All day he moved in and out of range of byeline or deep crosses, expecting, waiting, displaying some slick link-up play, but… Ultimately never seeing the service he thrives on.

YING – 4.5/10 – A lot of hustle but the bustle was going nowhere and he was eventually stifled onto the sidelines by too many big stripey shirts for one diminutive Korean to handle.

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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