Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Do-Wa-Diddy-Dundee

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Jeffrey Schlupp of Celtic

Jeffrey Schlupp of Celtic arrives at the stadium prior to the match between Celtic and Dundee at Celtic Park on February 05, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

SCHLUPPTHERA – N/A –  N/A for – No’ Bad/ At All. A big unit forged in London’s smoky, sweltering steel mills, borne up the road by a herd of grubby orphans to make the choicest of debuts when his team’s cruising. Looked capable and may have scored a worldy.

Nicolas Kuhn scores

Nicolas Kuhn scores the sixth Celtic goal during the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic and Dundee at Celtic Park on February 05, 2025. Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images

TAKINTE – 6.5/10 – DID score a worldy. Nick does the same quality of cameos as Alfred Hitchcock; Breathtaking
genius.

SAINT BERNARDO – N/A – Just to remind us we have TWO swarthy Portuguese superstars in the squad, on swaggers Paulo to hustle around for a while.

Johnny Kenny

Johnny Kenny battles for possession during the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic and Dundee at Celtic Park on February 05, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

KENNY JOHNNY – N/A – Reminds me of Tommy Johnson for some reason. May be the look and movement. Hopefully soon, a goal as well.

HIGHLAND TOFFEE – N/A – Look! Luke! On for a late win-bonus; a chocolate bar.

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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