SUBS –

Jeffrey Schlupp of Celtic arrives at the stadium prior to the match between Celtic and Dundee at Celtic Park on February 05, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
SCHLUPPTHERA – N/A – N/A for – No’ Bad/ At All. A big unit forged in London’s smoky, sweltering steel mills, borne up the road by a herd of grubby orphans to make the choicest of debuts when his team’s cruising. Looked capable and may have scored a worldy.

Nicolas Kuhn scores the sixth Celtic goal during the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic and Dundee at Celtic Park on February 05, 2025. Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images
TAKINTE – 6.5/10 – DID score a worldy. Nick does the same quality of cameos as Alfred Hitchcock; Breathtaking
genius.
SAINT BERNARDO – N/A – Just to remind us we have TWO swarthy Portuguese superstars in the squad, on swaggers Paulo to hustle around for a while.

Johnny Kenny battles for possession during the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic and Dundee at Celtic Park on February 05, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
KENNY JOHNNY – N/A – Reminds me of Tommy Johnson for some reason. May be the look and movement. Hopefully soon, a goal as well.
HIGHLAND TOFFEE – N/A – Look! Luke! On for a late win-bonus; a chocolate bar.
Notebook…brilliant Sandman! And you are bang on about Engels.