Kilmarnock 2-3 Celtic – It’s time for some Definitive Ratings

CALMAC – 5.5/10 – No command of the middle but no support either. So had to go Han Solo up against a swarm of eager jobbers out for a bit of glory and a piece of the Celtic captain. Not to mention a MIB with a grudge and an ongoing ludge assessment…So ultimately, he’ll be delighted to have battled through and won out. But our conductor is going to need a few capable musicians around him to finish this season’s symphony or we’ll be putting too much reliance on a one-man band.

NYLON – 5.5/10 – “Where the hel…”‘There he is! It’s a Desmond!’ Aaannd… We’ll see him again sometime. Popping up Thursday out of anonymity in the opposition area, most likely.

HAKUNA HATATE – 2/10 – Reo, wherefore art thou? His season’s descending into Shakespearian tragedy as a once feared Eastern emperor seems to be haunted by mishap, slowed by deliberation with his footballing instincts deserting him. Looked dazed and confused. Very bad timing for a total loss of form.

LORD KATSUMOTO – 4/10 – Damn, from early-on his touch was off and it looked like a Duff-Daizen day. So it transpired; the mind was willing but the legs and feet were made of vulcanised rubber. And that’s not a Spock gag.

YOUNG ADAMSKI – 4/10 – Another willing and able… To take a beating from robust, uncompromising defenders. A victim of that disastrous first-half where he’d have been better off seeking any kind of service from the local Kwik-Fit.

YING – 3/10 – A lot of pointless, aimless scurrying around and not a lot of meaningful contribution. Somebody get this kid some action again… Jamesy!

🟢 There was 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚 at Rugby Park as Julian Araujo scored a 97th-minute winner to seal victory for Celtic, who were two goals down against Kilmarnock ⤵️https://t.co/A7WrEpflqw

— Sky Sports Scotland (@ScotlandSky) February 15, 2026

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